The Very Longest Survey in the History of the Universe and all Parallel Universes

Seriously ... I've never seen a longer survey ... even after I've deleted a third of the questions before posting !

So here goes. I stole this (and a million other surveys) from a fellow survey-o-holic,

1. Bold what is true about you.


2. Underline what is half true.


3. Italicize what you wish was true about you.


4. Strike out what is 100% against your being.


5. Leave untouched those you have no particular feeling about.


6. Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses)
I love to play video games. (Only Guitar Hero.)
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I have broken someone's bones. (A couple of neck vertebrae but it wasn’t my fault. I never asked him to break the law and ride his bike in front of my car. The carelessness of this dickhead put me through HELL for a year. Whatever the circumstances when a car you are driving hits a human being, even if it’s not the driver’s fault, it still impacts hugely on the driver.)
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I need/want money right now. (June/July/August are my nightmare months. There’s too many birthdays !)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning. (Who does ?!?!)
I have long hair. (I usually have long hair, and prefer long hair, but haven’t had much luck lately. To cut a long story short I’ve had to shave my head a few times over the last few years because I killed my hair. Hence, I’ve gone natural salt’n’epper grey and am now trying to grow it long and healthy.)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of Australia.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (only fake eyelashes … my own are dismal … unsuccessfully.)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I am usually pessimistic. (I prefer to call it ‘realistic’.)
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I slept with a roommate.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Only at home)
I love to shop and/or window shop.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer. (I was ok before my knee stopped me.)
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future. (I already have 2 but I want more.)
I have changed a diaper before.
I have a lot to learn. (I never want to stop learning.)
I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only if it’s someone I’m interested in.)
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I enjoy some country music. (Only stuff like Casey Chambers.)
I would die for my best friend(s). (I would only die for my kids.)
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I am happy at this moment. (As always … I’m as happy as I can be.)
I am punk rockish.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car. (Well … you know … I can top up oil and water and stuff … lol.)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I am proficient on a musical instrument.
I hate office jobs.
I am adopted.
I am a pyro.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I adore bright colours.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes. (Just cause they’re short and stubby doesn’t mean I can’t do stuff with them.)
I can't whistle. (Doesn’t say anything about being able to whistle well.)
I’ve ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden.)
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I talk in my sleep. (Only sometimes.)
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist.
I am ambidextrous.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I’d live in a nudist colony AND be happy to see other people naked.)
I have terrible teeth.
I have lived in either three different states or countries.
I am extremely flexible.
I want to own my own business.
I smoke.
I spend way too much time on the computer.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
Sad movies can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played strip poker with someone else before.
I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I don’t really want to believe, but it’s hard not to.)
I can't stand being alone.
I have at least one obsession at any given time.
I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Man … I don’t even have scales !)
I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
I have travelled on more than one continent.
I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
I can speak more than one language.
I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. (Depends what's on.)
I like reading fact more than fiction. (Depends on the book.)
I have no piercings.
I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
I've been married and am now divorced. (Defacto is as good as married.)
I like most animals better than most people.
I own a collection of retro games consoles.
The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
I have hit someone with a dead fish.
I am compulsively honest.
I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Dunno ‘bout the different motivations though.)
I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
I dislike milk.
I obsessively wash my hands.
Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
I often sing whenever I can and I'm good at it too. (I often sing … but I’m not good at it.)
I have experienced some type of traumatic abuse in my lifetime.
I've experienced visions and dreams which I know/believe are from my past life.
I have deja vu so vivid that I feel faint. (Vivid yes, faint no.)
I love Harry Potter.
My parents are not together.
I hate people who walk incredibly slow. (And trust me … to walk slower than me is to be close to paralysed.)
I have extreme contempt for the vast majority of people.
I want to sleep now. (For a change I’m on fire !)
I enjoy watching two guys kissing each other. (Especially that Vince Noir/Howard Moon kiss. OMG ! … Excuse me … I’m having a moment.)
The more I searched the less I've found.
I'm feeling alone very fast.
I always have to spell my name.
I want to die in my sleep. (Or other painless way.)
I have a strange laugh.
If they let me, I can sleep 12 hours in a row.
I wish I could transform myself into a boy every now and then.
I dance in the rain and don't feel like a fool.
I have a favourite stuffed animal that I will not ever get rid of.
I sing 80's hair metal songs into my hairbrush on a daily basis.
I have a speech disorder.
I'm infatuably attracted to men with long, blond, curly hair
I sometimes have the urge to take a shot of whiskey or open a can of beer at odd times in the day.
I have a weakness for guys with nice bodies.
I plan to move to another country at some point in my life.
I’ve wanted to be a certain fictional character.
My dreams are so vivid, they feel real. (Sometimes)
I'm a huge geek, the comic-book and video game kind, not the smart kind.
I can get jealous easily!
My computer and hard-drive are pretty much my most prized possessions
I prefer to buy CDs than download music, free or otherwise.
I haven't had my first kiss yet.
I have had teeth pulled. (Tooth … singular.)
I listen to music in at least five different languages.
I fully acknowledge that I love lame jokes, because they're lame. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. (Knock knock, who’s there ? Interrupting cow, interrupting cow w …, MOOOOOO. …. Get it ? Get it ? lmao !)
I get happy when I buy food (especially meat) on sale.
I can find beauty and something to love in anything around me.
Desperate to find where I belong
I am a home-owner
I believe that one person can change the world and I want to be among those who have.
I despise winter with an unholy passion and spend all of it wishing it was summer already.
I'm a parent.
I get obsessed with various kinds of foods and will eat them constantly until I get fed up and move on to the next food obsession.
I don't like being near noisy people on public transport. (As long as they’re not being aggressive it’s ok.)
My life has recently been changed in ways I never expected.
I drive a hybrid vehicle - and love it!
I am attracted to women who have the confidence not to shave their body hair.
I'm sick to death of typing < b >, < u >, < i > & < strike > !